♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
Fall is in the air! So maybe your classes got off to a rocky start, but that’s all about to change with the second half of the semester. After a relaxing fall break to de-stress and regroup, you’ll be back and ready to go! Classes will go great, and your roommates are always ready to have some fun.
♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
Scorpio, this week started off a little rough, seeing as you boarded the struggle bus bright and early Monday morning and have yet to actually get off. Just think, though, once you make it through the rest of this week and next, you’ll have nothing to worry about except for how many times a day you can get a PSL during Fall Break.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
Out with the old, in with the new. And, unfortunately, the old is you. Sorry that you’ve seemingly been replaced in [insert person of interest’s name here]’s mind. But, hey, maybe it’s for the best? Off to bigger and better things, Sag. The world awaits.
♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
Exotic fall break location booked? Check. New bathing suit ready to go? Check. Midterm papers finished early? Check. Wow, check you out Capricorn. You’ve spent the past fall breaks sitting at home, watching your grandmother knit. But this year it’s all about relaxation and good times.
♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
With your raging social life and hours spent at club meetings or campus events, it’s easy to get too caught up in the hustle and bustle. Don’t forget to take some time for yourself as midterms approach. Take a minute and enjoy some alone time. Trust us, Aquarius, you’ll be glad you did.
♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
Pisces, we know you’re a naturally empathetic person, but don’t let everyone’s midterm stress become your own. It’s great to help out your friends, but it’s alright to take a rain check. If you take care of yourself first, you’ll have more time to take care of your friends later.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Stop letting things get you down if they don’t go your way. Enjoy the little things! Your significant other called just to say hi. Your friends came by to watch the first NHL game a few nights ago. Life is good—don’t forget it.
♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
After your last Thursday night shenanigans, Friday morning didn’t go so well. And that’s putting it lightly. C’mon, you threw up mid-8:30 class in Tolentine. Needless to say, it might be best if you take tonight off and evaluate your life choices.
♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)
Congrats Gemini, all your hard work and studying really paid off this week! Now it’s time for a relaxing, fun weekend and catching up on sleep. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that boy downstairs you’ve been lusting over. Anything can happen.
♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)
Prep yourself: midterm week is NOT about to go in your favor. We hereby predict that you will sleep through one exam, completely bomb the next and not even know a third one existed. No worries, we hear Kelly’s is a really good place to drown your sorrows. Oh, awkward, you’re not 21.
♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)
You’re on fire, Leo! Metaphorically speaking, of course. You got all of your homework assignments done early this week, had time to enjoy some gelato out by the Oreo and even got to watch all of your favorite TV shows this week! Life doesn’t always go this smoothly, so enjoy it while you can.
♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
What can we say, Virgo, people just love being nice to you. Whether it’s refilling your breakfast plate in the Pit, or taking out your trash on the way home, somewhere along the way you’ve clearly racked up good karma. Keep it up.