♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
Open your eyes, Scorp. There’s a girl lusting after you somewhere on campus. Bonus: you run into her all the time. Bet you didn’t even realize it. Yep, start paying more attention, and good things are bound to happen!
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
Remember that awesome fall break you just had? Just because school is back into the swing of things, doesn’t mean the good times have faded. Ride those happy memories all the way until finals. The semester is way too short not to have tons of fun as well.
♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
Ouch, you told all your friends you knew for sure that the Hoops Mania performer was Nickleback and they all skipped. Now they’re mad at you for missing out on Nicki Minaj. If you want to keep friends you might want to keep your mouth shut. You don’t have to pretend to know everything.
♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
Halloween has always been your favorite holiday, from that time you were a Hershey Kiss as a baby, to the ever-popular witch costume in grade school and, to something a little more scandalous in recent years. This year is no different. Even though it seems like there is never anything to do around here, leave it to you to find the best party of the night, Aquarius. Added perk: you’ll still ace that pop quiz Friday morning. You go, Glen Coco.
♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
Remember that time you had a 4.0? Yeah, me neither. Get to work, Pisces.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)
You finally got the email that you’ve always wanted. A recent interaction with Father Peter has prompted him to invite you to dinner at his house with a couple of colleagues. It’s a dream come true! The stars say that it’s about to be an amazing night and you’ll realize how great this school truly is.
♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Trick or treat, it’s Halloween time. The only question is, which will it be? I hereby predict both. Treat: You had a blast at Homecoming with all your favorite alumni. Trick: You weren’t prepared at all for that exam on Monday. Bonus Tip: Hit up those office hours.
♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)
You’ve been sick for weeks, Gemini. Good thing you finally went to the health center because things are starting to look up, and not just health-wise. With you feeling better lately, it’s bound to be a good week. So take some time off your schoolwork, flaunt those new skinny jeans and catch the eye of that cutie across the room. Feeling better never looked so good.
♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)
Your Friday test got pushed back a week—lucky you. Looks like you can now celebrate your friends 21st birthday tonight after all. Happy first day of Halloweekend!
♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)
At first you were really bummed you were missing Halloweekend and SpO for that upcoming retreat. But, in reality, some time away from campus is exactly what you need right now. You’ll come back refreshed and ready to hit the rest of the semester head on!
♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
Time flies when you’re having fun, don’t forget that. You are going to kill it in your Halloween costume tonight, and then continue to have an awesome weekend as well. Who knows, maybe you’ll even finally convince your best friend to accompany you to Eastern State Penitentiary? It’s only taken three years…
♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
So last Halloween ended in some questionable selfies in the Quad bathroom mirror. Try to reach that level of fun again tonight, minus the photographic evidence. Ready, set, go.