♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
Everyone on campus knows that you are the one putting suds in the fountain. Big request from the stars, could you add some color to it perchance? While the white bubbles are nice, some bright orange or green would really pop. Not that the stars endorse suds, of course.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, you have taken to writing what you’re thankful for everyday in the margins of your notebooks. A very nice intention, but weird when you’re thankful that your professor’s dog is sick and he had to cancel class. Come on Sagittarius! It’s a dog!
♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
You know how there are people that everyone says hi to and then their friend that everyone recognizes because they are always with that person? Start saying hi to the friend, Capricorn! You will make a friend of a friend very happy and maybe make that friend your friend. #yesnewfriends
♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
Your life is changing before your very eyes. You experienced one of the best weekends of the year, SpO, and this weekend you’re being developed as a new member of Blue Key! Don’t go out Friday night, hydrate well in the morning and be prepared to be the best tour guide on this side of the Mississippi.
♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
All Friday classes got canceled! Or you decided to cancel them. Either way, you’re not going. Pull a #tbt and play that Rebecca Black jam from a few short years ago and start your weekend early.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Your mom called and insisted you spend $24 on a flu shot and another $50 on scarves, mittens and a pack of turtlenecks. Does she think you babysit every day? Inform her that you will be fine if you get sick because the health center will throw some lozenges and salt your way and that you’re not made of money. Moms: always caring about your well-being–ugh.
♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
You are still on a SpO high reveling in how grateful you are for all of your interactions with the athletes and committee members. The bad part about this is what’s to follow: due dates. Keep SpO on the brain and recognize it will happen next year, but for goodness’ sake get your work in! You have to do well to do good, Taurus.
♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)
Even though you have had your last choices of classes for the past three years, you find that you still have to get written into every class you need. What’s up with that? Take a time machine back to your high school self and shake some AP sense into yourself. More credits, less problems.
♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)
That sweet group of friends you’ve had since freshman year just started planning a FriendsGiving and this weekend is the turkey-off to see who will have to roast the turkey. It is too big of a deal for nose-goes, but too small of a deal for a whole day of apple cider olympics. Find a happy medium and don’t roast your friendships in the process.
♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)
This was the last week of fall sports for you! Freedom! No more jocks and athletes all the time. Just kidding, your team is compiled of your best friends so you will be hanging out with them and maybe talking about your sport with them until next season. Freedom!
♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
You went out last night and…I’m sorry, you went out on a Wednesday? Virgo, you are either living the dream or digging yourself a small academic grave. The stars don’t know whether to say congratulations and keep it up or check yourself before you wreck yourself. Hopefully your advisor will know which is right.
♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
Even though you took fifth out of five in your equestrian competition, you have a big psych test to take your mind off of it! Nothing like the sweet sweat of mental work to make losing easier.