Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) 

You’re completely BROKE! The first semester has robbed you of your hard-earned summer job cash. Make it through these next few weeks to Christmas and you’ll be sure to find something green from Santa. Just know that you won’t be eating off campus or visiting KOP any time soon. Focus on your finals and not on the goodies you can’t afford.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

You’re feeling good about the upcoming finals. That’s a first. You’ve kicked your butt this semester and are ready to round off a great first half of the year with killer grades on all your last assignments and exams. Finish strong and enjoy a much-deserved and well-earned Christmas Break.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

Surprise! Your family is leaving for the holidays and have asked you to make your own arrangements. What?! Is that even allowed?! You might as well make the most of your situation. Find some friends and plan a ski trip or pool your resources and go somewhere warm. Just because your family left you behind doesn’t mean you have to suffer all break at Grandma’s.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

You’re pretty sure you’re going to fail your finals. Don’t panic. Start studying NOW. Find classmates and ask to tag-team some study guides. Meet with your professors and have a list of questions ready. Pay attention in class for any review of old material. Sure you’ve slacked off a little up until now.Dragging yourself out of this slump isn’t going to be easy, but it’ll be worth it.

Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20) 

You’re pretty sure your Christmas list got lost in the mail, and that means Grandma’s on her own for getting your gift. She’s hopeless. Remember it’s the thought that counts. When you open that lumpy sweater or monogrammed underwear, try to make your smile look as painless as possible. She loves you and really did think you would like it.

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

You checked the weather before class and thought there was no chance of rain. On your way to class, it started to downpour and you didn’t have a rain jacket or umbrella. You showed up soaking wet and late. Next time, make sure the app on your phone is set for Villanova, not your hometown.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

After spending a few days with your family and friends at home, you realized how grateful you are for them. Make sure to keep in touch with just a simple phone call or skype session every once in a while.

Gemini (May 22 – June 22)

Your room is all decorated for Christmas, and you find yourself listening to Christmas music all the time. You still have to make it through finals. Make sure to stay focused and study hard. That relaxing Christmas break will be here before you know it!

Cancer (June 23 – July 23)

Now that you’re back from that much-needed break at home, you’ve realized how far behind you are in all your work. Pack your backpack and head to the library immediately. Time to study up!

Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)

You’ve almost survived this tough week of tests and projects. Stay focused and don’t let your excitement for the weekend distract you. Don’t forget that finals are coming up soon. It would serve you well to start preparing this weekend.

Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

You spent all of break stuffing your face with yummy home-cooked meals. It’s time to focus on eating healthy again and staying in shape. Find a friend and become workout buddies. Going to the gym with a friend makes it better.

Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

Your heater has been chugging away on full blast and you’re suspicious of the sounds it’s making. You’ve checked with your neighbors and are convinced those sounds are not supposed to be happening. The monster is starting to keep you up at night. Call in for backup and get it fixed before it dies on you. Typing that final paper will be impossible with winter gloves on.


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