♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
Because of the amiable nature of your sign, you’ve been making lunch plans with all the friends you missed over break, but sadly have not gotten around to actually meeting with most of them. Stop making excuses and text the person you want to see most. You won’t regret it.
♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
If you find that you’ve already broken most of the resolutions you had made merely three weeks ago, do not fret. Every day is a new start and every day can bring the possibility for new accomplishments. Ignite change, Pisces; it is our motto after all.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)
The stress of figuring out who to room with next year has left you and your friends feeling frustrated and disconnected. With the weekend only a day away, try to plan a fun night out to get your minds off of the recent issues. There’s nothing a little Hope’s can’t fix!
♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
The brunt of chilly winter temperatures is consistently on the horizon for the nation. Though you pride yourself on being a nonconformist, you cannot ignore the appeal of a knee-length North Face parka, even if every girl across campus happens to be sporting the same thing. Give into this temptation; your goose bumps will thank you.
♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)
A romance was rekindled with an old flame over winter break, but the stresses of a new semester seem to be creating too much distance between the two of you. Dwelling on this will not fix anything. Absence often makes the heart grow fonder. Stay positive, everything will work out for the best in the end.
♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)
Unfortunately, it is that time for non-stop applying to internships until you are accepted into a program. The constant reminder text messages from Mom and Dad must really be bugging you by now. Do yourself a favor and fill out those apps. This will only add onto the long list of reasons why they’re proud to be your parents.
♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)
Feeling nostalgic this morning, you decide to post a Throwback Thursday picture of prom on Instagram for all your followers to see. After two hours of class you check your Instagram again to see the post has reached over 100 likes. This has been your biggest accomplishment since that time you didn’t fail ethics. Well done, Leo. Well done.
♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
As a Virgo, expressing your feelings is not one of your strong suits. Of course, your theology professor has assigned the first paper topic asking you to delve deep into your soul and explain what it is that sets your heart on fire. If you’re struggling, look for some inspiration from the words of St. Augustine. It is literally impossible to do poorly once you’ve mentioned his name.
♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
The “Vampire Diaries” returns tonight. This means a viewing party in your apartment with popcorn and pillows to cover your face just in case anyone gets bitten to death within the first few minutes. Prepare your friends for an ongoing discussion of how good-looking Ian Somerhalder is.
♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
You’ve really been loving Beyonce’s new album recently, but this weekend you and your roommate may get a little too carried away. The knock on your door from the RA is a reminder that blasting “Drunk in Love” may be okay while you drive around, but it can get a little irritating for your neighbors. Don’t worry, though. They’ll get used to it as the semester continues.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
You agreed to go on a date with a friend tomorrow night, but after having some second thoughts you’re beginning to get so nervous your eye has started to twitch. Instead of backing out, eat a banana to calm your nerves and get excited for the possibilities of a blossoming relationship.
♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
Your roommates propose a movie night for tomorrow, but after turning 21 recently you’re itching to get out on the Main Line and have some good old legal fun. Convince them to go out with you, unless the movie option is “Pitch Perfect.” You cannot turn down “Pitch Perfect.”