♒ Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
You failed your first big test of the semester, got in a fight with all of your roommates and backed right into another car in Main Lot this morning. Needless to say, this is really not your week. Start over next week.
♓ Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
#SpringBreakExperience2014 is about to become your new favorite hashtag because… you’re going on a break trip! Whether it be an exotic, foreign location, or somewhere a little closer to home, your kind spirit and giving attitude are sure to impact many lives this trip.
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 20)
It may seem like the entire world is out to get you lately, but rest assured, everything does happen for a reason. Ever hear the old cliché, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”? Well, it’s nothing but true as the happenings as of late are going to remind you of how strong you really are. So face the world head on and remind yourself that there will be sunny skies again soon enough.
♉ Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
I’m guessing you were pretty disappointed by Blake Shelton’s Grammy performance. Who knew the styles of some of country’s greatest (shoutout to Willy Nelson and Kris Kristoferson) would bring Blake down? No worries, rumor has it he’s about to tour again and you’ll definitely be in the audience enjoying his antics. Well, as long as you don’t repeat last summer’s tailgate…
♊ Gemini (May 22 – June 22)
The stars hereby predict that love and money are in your future. Careful though, sometimes one will cost you the other. It’s all about balance, Gemini, and none of the good things in life will really be worth it if that’s all you have.
♋ Cancer (June 23 – July 23)
Needless to say, syllabus week got the best of you and you’re behind in ALL of your classes. Looks like Falvey is calling your name this entire week to catch up on readings and problem sets. Here’s a tip: stop by Holy Grounds on your way in every day for some caffeine. The stars predict the cute barista there will become a new friend.
♌ Leo (July 24 – Aug. 23)
Do you believe in love at first sight? Well, you should. The cutie next to you in class has been trying to get your attention since day one, but you haven’t paid attention. Open your eyes today, Leo, you’d be surprised at what you see.
♍ Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)
Virgo, you spent all last week stressing over some serious matters. But after a little reassurance you’re feeling a little more at peace this week, despite a busy schedule and very little sleep. Keep up that happiness this weekend as you road trip with some good friends. Great things are bound to happen!
♎ Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
Congrats to you. Clinching that new position in your given organization is a big deal. Unfortunately, with power comes critics. You’ll always have people who don’t like what you’re doing, but don’t let them get to you. Sure, it’s hard being at the top, but it’s also oh so sweet. Go get ’em, Libra.
♏ Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
Last night was crazy, but that means this morning was pretty rough. Who knew how bright the world could be with the sun’s reflection off the snow? Put on your favorite sunglasses, pack the Advil in your backpack, grab a Gatorade and push through this day. Hey, at least you didn’t throw up in Tolentine this morning. New semester, classier trends.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
Sag, remember that girl/guy you spent all last year sneaking around with? Yeah, seems as though said person fell off the face of the earth this semester. Sure, last semester was a little rocky but, really, what’s going on? I guess it’s up to you. Is it time to win him/her back or give up once and for all? Only time (and you making your true feelings clear) will tell…
♑ Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
Syllabus week; how about syllabus semester? You’ve worked so hard every other year, why not have a little (read: a lot) of fun now? Hope your GPA doesn’t take too big of a hit.